I agree with everything you write here—people are too quick to blame the drug without considering that thee are those who need it. But it may surprise you that fentanyl is not the strongest pain medication that can be prescribed. Sufentanil is actually about five times stronger than fentanyl.

It’s allowed to be prescribed because some people legitimately need it.

I used to live in Sacramento, and the excuse that they all used—which does have some truth to it—is that because there was such little regular precipitation, oil built up on the roads. When it did rain, it was extra slick because of that buildup of oil coming loose because of the rain.

However, that doesn’t explain…

My first attempt at sabering ended up with the bottle exploding—it was like a god damn grenade. Champagne is under a serious amount of pressure. There was still about two-thirds of the bottle remaining, which I drank after sieving it through some cheese cloth. The second attempt was successful. There will not be a…

I agree with Allison, although Matthew Lillard was pretty great on Twin Peaks.

That’s more or less the response I expected.

Does ballet confuse you, too?

She’s not a musician, so you’re making the wrong comparison.

I expect Allison has seen plenty of live, actual musicians.  So have I, and very few put on a performance as good as this--and that includes Butthole Surfers.  So we’re talking best of the best.

Season 3 of Twin Peaks was definitely five of the best hours of television from 2017.

This is a well framed vertical video. You don’t come across that very often.

Gross!

You haven’t brought a solid case, counselor.

This American thought it was hilarious.

Exactly. Now that the first word has been spoiled for me, the whole movie is basically unwatchable. Also, my childhood has been retroactively ruined.

If the whole script got leaked, I’d read it now, and probably enjoy the movie just as much when I watch in two or three years. It’s just a fucking movie. If knowing what…

I disagree.  Mortal Kombat is a good game but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.

The best apology is to learn from your shortcomings and grow to become a better person.

You are fucking insufferable.

Let’s look at what you just wrote:

And you are speaking about Americans as if they are a homogenous mass.

Look in the fucking mirror.