You forgot to mention the horrendous theme music.

LL Cool J, Will Smith, Ice Cube, or Ice T. None of whom are really even rappers anymore. All of them are still relevant because of acting. While Snoop has branched out, he's still mostly known as a rapper. Dr. Dre (with Ice Cube) has been around quite a bit longer than Snoop as part of the World Class Wreckin' Cru…

His Huell Howser impression is incredible. His Bernie Sanders impression gets really irritating after about thirty seconds.

I'm seeing double here! Four Trump impersonators!

Voice of Bart Simpson donates enormous amounts of money to Scientology. She may not have as high of a profile—I can't even remember her name—but apparently she's a bigshot in the church. She ought to be included somewhere in that list.

Upvoted for the accurate description of walking downwind of a smoker.

Iowa paid me more than that just to be a grad student. Maybe that's why he's so pissed at the universities.

I was raised in Ottumwa. You can rest assured knowing that his life a basically constant torment.

To go from Tom Harkin to Joni Ernst is a total 180. Harkin was one of the most consistently progressive senators in Congress. The best I can say about Ernst is that she hasn't been near as embarrassing as I would have predicted. I figured she'd be the next Sarah Palin.

I worked at a buffet restaurant when I was younger, in Chelgren's district, in fact. I probably would have thought O'Neal was just as funny then as I do now.

Are you using some kind of speech-to-text software?

Abracadaver!

And once you run somebody over for blocking your path, you're trampling on their right to life and should be thrown in prison.

A drug being Schedule I mostly means the FDA doesn't approve it for any medical use, it doesn't necessarily have to do with strength. Although, I'm not sure why the FDA would approve meth for medical use, when there are plenty of other pharmaceuticals that do the same thing that aren't produced in trailers.

At my first job, I had to clean the bathrooms in a buffet restaurant. I can verify that the women's restroom was consistently much grosser than the men's bathroom.

The GOP won on more-or-less the exact opposite of what they determined from their 2012 post-mortem. I don't mean that to refute your point, but to agree that we need to be honest in our post-mortems. Had the GOP been honest in their 2012 post-mortem, it would have said they need to appeal to fear and bigotry.

I'd gladly vote for Kanye over Cruz. I'd gladly support just about anybody—even another Republican candidate—over Ted Cruz, except maybe James Inhofe or Steve King. I'd vote for Zombie Idi Amin over Ted Cruz. I'd vote for chemical castration over Ted Cruz. Hell, I'd even vote for a Libertarian candidate before…

Again, just because she was not the perfect candidate, did not in any way make her a shit candidate. Christ, even Bill Weld said she was the best option.

Well good, then this fucking dumbass thinks you did the right thing. My comment still applies towards those who weren't willing to "hold their nose."

Yes, blame them, not yourself. If you didn't vote for Clinton, you supported Trump. That's how elections work. That wouldn't be so bad if you had learned anything from your mistake, but clearly you're just doubling down.