I've only had glancing interactions with the GSA. I mostly just use their website to check per diem rates to ensure I get the best hotel and most expensive meals I'm allowed when traveling for work. If I'm gonna be trapped in Sacramento, I expect to eat like a king.

I work with federal and state entities pretty much daily. I can't speak for the whole government, but the USGS, NOAA, NASA, USBR, and USACE do some of the best scientific research in the world.

Unless I'm mistaken, Comcast does have data caps, they just don't enforce it unless you consistently exceed it. I switched to Comcast from Centurylink for that very reason. I was capped at 250 GB with Centurylink, which I think is Comcast's official cap as well. Centurylink, unlike Comcast but like most other large…

There is a pretty enormous difference between encouraging healthy school lunches and veganism. Although he did fail at promoting healthy school lunches. Maybe West Virginia wasn't the best testing ground.

It also revealed that Typhoon's last name is Montalban, which I think was the biggest laugh of the show for me.

"I’m going to type every word I know! Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole."

The progressive metal concept album isn't enough for you?

Not enough Katee Sackhoff.

I didn't read Henry's "ghost" as any kind of sentimental trope. I think the writers were giving themselves an opportunity to re-use the characters by showing that, as witches, they can exist outside of their bodies. Seeing as how most people don't immediately turn into glowing ashes and dissipate upon death, I think…

I agree that guacamole can be ok, but the tomatoes and lime juice are doing the heavy lifting. On sandwiches, avocado is often used as a replacement for mayonnaise, but sandwich preparers make the same mistake with both products. They put too damn much on the sandwich. A thin layer of mayonnaise is just right, a…

I try to explain this to people all the time. Unfortunately, this insidious fruit is finding its way into every salad and sandwich.

May I have your permission to continue existing?

As a human being being with a modicum of taste and sense, I support your compulsion.

If you'll notice the article on American Sniper, there's a recent trend in the American public of overlooking liars if it has to do with the war in Iraq. Appropriate, given the justification for invading.

I can hear you, Clem Fandango!
Wait, Grim….where is Clem?

I love the Reverend, but you're right, his crowd work is basically just crappy schtick. It's surprisingly dad-humorish.

The Warped crowd certainly didn't appreciate him.

I might be thinking of the Blues Explosion playing after the power was shut off. I think I was at the show when your roommate got the wedgie. Those were my salad days, and not all of the memories are entirely clear.

Was that the show where David Yow was climbing the rafters at Gabe's, and then the manager shut off the power, but they kept on playing? That may refer to more than one incident.

I saw Melvins at what must have been about the time of The Crybaby, because they brought some college girl on stage to do vocals Smells Like Teen Spirit. She didn't know any of the song, and then it dawned on me that I didn't, either. I also saw them in 1998 in Wisconsin when Ozzfest and the Warped tour converged. …