Being able to buy their way out of trouble is part of the problem, combined by the fact that if you’re rich/famous enough, you inevitably have a small army of non-lawyer bootlickers to take care of shit for you.

But I get that. People will defend their meal ticket. We all have to get paid somehow.

I always figured it’d be hard to notice that particular part of his anatomy, what with Peter King always being in the way of it.

He can’t refer to Roger Goodell’s anatomy.

Lets get ready to suck it.

Just to clarify, Stephen A. Smith can belittle women and defend domestic violence with impunity, but Simmons can’t refer to basic anatomy?

I’m not gonna lie, I always thought “intestinal fortitude” was just a euphemism for “testicular fortitude.” I think I was born too late.

Looks like he’ll have to retreat to his fortress of testicular solitude, I mean Boston.

All ESPN is doing is making Bill look like the victim here. I'm already a fan and as such would probably follow him anywhere but they just look like a lapdog for goodell by making moves like this.

This is really, really, really sad. There are actually people who take time out of their day to attend a Jaguars minicamp as a spectator.

Yes. Just replace “rain drops” and “snowflakes” with “mosquitoes” and “Floridians”

It’s one of my favorites so it’s always on standby.

That is true. Somebody needs to hook me up with the Jaguar fan gif.

At least the weather is nicer.

Being a Jags fan must be a lot like being a Browns fan only with a lot less people to talk about it with.

Fowler, of all people, should have recognized the “Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here” sign hanging above the Jaguars Practice Facility.

This is going to be hard to break to the jaguar fan.

It could be worse.

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All of London sighs plaintively.

“I fall over like that all the time, and I’m fine.”