“In Portland, Anthro girls wear $600 dresses to ride bikes.”

Fixed it for you, Anthro.

What I mean is that growing is an art because of the wide range of smells, tastes and highs that can be produced. Chances are that what an average person could encourage to grow in an abandoned lot won’t be fantastic.

No way, I would 100% prefer a dispensary. The people there are more knowledgeable, the product is better, there are other forms of it.

Oh man, my favorite part of legalizing weed is going to the dispensary and looking up all the strains on leafly and just like nerding out over the % of THC and the flavor profile and the effects and the reviews. I am 100% the worst.

Herb's House over in Ballard/Phinney. It's great. Instead of slick looking college kids working there, it's people who actually look like they "partake."

Which one? I was in Seattle earlier this week and took a trip over to Uncle Ike’s. Our “barista” was a black woman who was all kinds of awesome helping us out.

There are four states where recreational weed is fully legal. All four of those states are less than 5% black. I’m sure that’s some sort of crazy coincidence.

Yes. Saddle up.

This is nothing new. The War on Drugs was always, always about funneling poor Black and Latino males into the prison industrial complex. And legalization was always, always about increasing revenue in already predominately white, wealthy areas while the people responsible for all major innovations in the production,…

My Seattle store of choice has some non white employees. That's good? I guess? chrissyteigenface.jpg

This is one of those instances where if you don’t understand it, it might not be for you. Both taste wise and audience wise. It’s patois. That and you can easily look up the lyrics yourself.

Desperado. Gotta be, that and that Louis Vuitton horse? Desperado.

he makes his own fertilizer, eating a strict diet of organic locally sourced fruits and vegetables

I only smoke the finest artisnal kush. It’s jolly good whilst selling the wares of my mustache and beard wax sandwich cart.

All underwear is a thong. Only difference is whether you’re starting out the day or finishing it.

I would be satisfied just getting to hang out with her. I don’t know if I could handle being Rihanna but being Rihanna adjacent...

I want in on some of this no-fucks-given philosophy she’s got. I love it.

I respect the hell out of this woman’s hustle. Get it!

I’ve always been a fan, but in the past couple of years I’ve embraced full-on stan mode for Rih. She is my #goal in every way (yes, including the occasional access to Drake’s D–I have no shame). *sigh*

My greatest regret in life is not being Rihanna.