Who actually cares about Gwen and Blake ? It’s like there is a Gwake cover every week .

Kristen Chenowith was BORN to play Dolly Parton in the biopic!!

also they are cousins and best friends and really freaking cute (that last part’s irrelevant i guess but i just think those two together are the bees knees). so in addition to being completely age inappropriate and pitting little girls against each other it’s pitting teeny family members who have no choice about being…

Right? Like, back out gracefully and aim for a cameo as Loretta Lynn or something

it breaks my fucking heart every time i see north doing one of those ‘no picture! no picture!’ pleas as the cameras just keep clicking wildly, especially when it comes across as ‘adorable’

I prefer “Blen” to “Gwake.” They are not deserving of the effort of so many hard consonant sounds.

That is the single most unbelievable thing I’ve ever read in my entire life. There is simply no fucking way Taylor Swift marries without a prenup. We’re talking about someone who trademarked “1989.” She has total and complete control of her brand, her career, even the number 1989. No way she leaves her gazillion…

Teresa Giudice ... now, there’s an unfortunate hairline, it’s halfway down her forehead.

And they are cousins! For many kids your cousin is your best friend (until she steals your doc martens at least)

I just threw up in my mouth and not just a little bit.

Harry will be too busy being hot around Tom Hardy to care about Taylor’s weaponized Pinterest wedding.

• Anne Hathaway and Kristin Chenoweth are “battling” each other to play Dolly Parton in an upcoming biopic, which would make a good biopic itself.

Gwake, that crumpled beer can and his loving koozie

I’m not an Anne Hathaway hater, but come on, if you’re up against Kristin Chenowith for a DOLLY PARTON biopic? Go home. There’s obviously a correct answer here.

That track list is the greatest thing I have ever read in my entire goddamn life.

How fucking low is it to compare the outfits of toddlers? I assume that every person who has no morals/ethics whatsoever inevitably ends up writing/taking pictures for tabloids.

This is a boring location for a wedding, but Taylor and Adam are boring people with plenty of money to spend, so I believe it .

I for one can’t wait to read about the inevitable divorce, messy litigation, and massive spousal support settlement she’ll have to pay out to Calvin.

“Don’t You Dare Put Your Finger Up There Again”

Something extremely unsettling about asking which toddler "wore it better". Isn't that the exact type of thing, if done by the wrong person, this site would be against??