Cesar Milan, snake oil salesman extraordinaire.

I have zero faith in Cesar Millan’s dog training techniques but the real reason I hate his face is because once some bro on a bike came up to me at a stoplight and said of my dog (sitting on the curb, waiting for the light to change as he’d been trained to do), “that’s a pretty good dog but you should really make him…

If you have to ask if mountain lions are harmful to humans you should stay behind your keyboard.

I’m beginning to feel like she is not very empathetic either.

I’ll go further and suggest that she’s dumb as a box of rocks. I would, however, pay to see her try to convince Ted Cruz to be less anti-trans especially if this was done on stage at one of his rallies.

I don’t think it’s a question of intelligence; I think it’s one of caring. She will never need an abortion or social welfare benefits, so in her mind those issues are unimportant. It’s like when I hear about how tax plans affect people with a lot of investment income — that’s not me and it’s never going to be me, so…

That’s the key — I think Honest Company’s shtick is for the most part bullshit, but if you’re going to play to peoples’ irrational fear you have to commit to it. It’s pretty low to gouge people out of their money and then give them what they could have bought for half the price at CVS.

It’s a chemical so obviously it’s poison. Isn’t that what the food babe said anyway?

Jessica Alba sued Honest Toddler, the best anti parent blog, for trademark infringement despite them being their first. Fuck Jessica alba and he overpriced horseshit.

Her secret is sodium lauryl sulfates, rubbed directly into the skin.

he’s one of those rare celebs (and i didn’t know the first thing about one direction) who is so attractive it makes me uncomfortable. like some uncanny valley overly-chiseled shit.

I have underestimated Mr. Malik. That tweet might have persuaded me to check out his music.

He’s the broody hot one.

I was just listening to Pillowtalk when I saw that header photo, and my ovaries went kablammo.

Too real, Ms. Badu, too real.

Zayn Malik is my muse

Which is exactly why you’re incapable of nuance. To willfully remain ignorant of the difference between the multitudes of way someone can alter their state of mind indicates you have literally no idea what you’re talking about.

I did read the article, apparently you did not since you're stretching the line of reasoning to include harder and more dangerous drugs. If you think getting a little stoned is the same as doing coke or molly then I'm not going to argue with you because you're clearly incapable of making a nuanced argument. Have a…

Because no one is advocating for that...? What you just said is the equivalent of the conservative "Well how long until we let people marry animals?" argument against marriage equality. Completely incongruous.