The stoners are usually so much nicer to be around then the drinkers. For instance, going to concerts and being surrounded by drunken assholes makes me want to leave. The stoners are the ones having a great time but relaxed and not bothering anyone. I overheard a couple of security people talking about this very thing…

You compare being high with being drunk. NOT THE SAME. I can do anything when stoned. Not so if I’m impaired from alcohol. Being high and being drunk are two completely different things.

Yes, it is. People who have built up a tolerance need a higher dosage - so one edible doesn’t get me high, but when I eat an edible then pair it with smoking, it can get me high.

Same here. Board games, puzzles, movies, baking. Reading- I loved reading to my kids and I’m sad my 9yo just reads by herself now. But my job is to get them the dolls and Lego. They can make up games by themselves, like I did.

I’m a daily pot smoker & I don’t have kids of my own (thank God)! But I’m a swim instructor teaching 30 kids everyday how to swim/dive all ages are from 2 months-11 year olds sometimes adults as well, the solution for me to stay calm is to smoke a couple bowls before I start my shift. Handling kids is very tiresome…

Kids movies are fantastic when you're high. The humor is just so much more satisfying to me when it lands as opposed to adult humor which usually just consists of dick jokes, fart jokes, ect.

Having been raised by two alcoholics, I can tell you right now I would have much preferred stoned parents than angry, sloppy, rageful, incoherent drunk parents.

You know what else weed makes better? Everything.

Loving stoners are the best parents, like my mom and dad who were obviously so in love with each other and relaxed all the time.

Yeah, me too. It’s a pretty great aphrodisiac as well.

I’m so glad I’m not the only mom. I’m the woooorst at playing pretend. I have no idea how to play with my kid. We do so much together, but I cannot play. We cook, shop, do projects with glitter and shit, have serious conversations about stuff, do physical activities, but no playing. My husband is really good at it,…

Duh

I love this piece. And it reminds me of my sister. She’s an elementary school teacher and a mom and a pothead. She’s never high at work but she smokes at home so she can have the patience to deal with her husband (adorable and a great guy but absolutely useless when it comes to helping out at home) and her kid (an…

Young kids will hurt your brain. Literally, my brain would just shut down from the boredom. An adult is not made for or meant to do some things, I’m sorry! But, we do it anyway, and safe “supports” help, yes. And if anyone judges you, just remember THEY SERVE WINE AT FUCKING PLAYGROUPS NOW and the hubbies aren’t even…

Exactly. I have a ton of fun helping with homework when I’m slightly baked. It’s definitley something you want to test first if you’re not a regular smoker. But if you can handle it, it really helps with the boredom.

What a fabulous piece. It took me a long time to realize why my dad was so into helping with school projects. Dude would get high af and just zone out on it.

weed makes you a better parent. you heard it here first people.

You can't become addicted to marijuana. Not chemically, the way you can with alcohol.

You are correct.