Yay for Mandy Moore!

The only David Blaine video worth watching is the one where Harrison Ford tells him to get the fuck out of his house.

My logic: want 2 kids, but only have to go through pregnancy/labor/baby weight gain/morning sickness once.

I still prefer Scott over that child.

What’s better than one baby? TWO BABIES! And who doesn’t like miniature things that MATCH

I will say this... the only woman who wouldn’t panic after finding out she’s pregs with a Beiber-baby is a woman who has found out she is pregnant with a SCOTT DISIK baby on more than one occasion.

He is always goddamned brilliant with the crossword puzzles.

K.Biebs of course.

Kourtney is “pregnant with Bieber’s baby.

I wouldn’t be surprised if you panicked about the fact that you were once pregnant with Justin Bieber’s baby for the rest of your life.

Student: “Professor, why does the textbook say that financial markets are rational? There appears to be a long history of speculative bubbles, financial panics, and all sorts of other events that contradict this.”

How dare you sully to good name of Gomez and Morticia Adams!

it me

“Hey! You’re an Asshole”

not technically an incorrect reading tbh

Now THAT would be crazy...

And upon news of her leaving HP’s stock immediately went up.

And here’s something I’ve learned throughout my career: if you are a real leader, you absolutely must challenge the status quo. And when you challenge the status quo, you make enemies. It’s the price of leadership.

Lol, I just had a a massive disconnect and thought Carly Rae Jepsen was endorsing Ted Cruz. I guess she’s the only Carly on my radar.