all that stale drug-sweat dripping on top of you urgh

WOULD U: I might have considered it before but definitely not now.

The fact that he wanted the case number engraved on the frame just adds that little soupcon of horror to the otherwise unmitigated disgust I feel.

The cop told the friend about the knife and said he was getting it framed to put on his wall.

That bronco chase made me super late getting home and I was grounded. Even though my mom watched the chase and cell phones weren’t a thing.

Double Jeopardy laws are pretty dumb. If a guy is found innocent then later on they find definitive proof he did it...he should still pay for his crime.

YOU GUYS SOMEONE FIND AN APPROPRIATE GIF FOR ME PLEASE. I AM FEELING SHOCK, CONFUSION, OUTRAGE....AND AM SORT OF ILLITERATE WHEN IT COMES TO POSTING GIFS HERE ALSO I CAN’T STOP YELLING IN ALL CAPS SORRY BOUT IT

I think as long as the child understands and offers the bio-parent the choice, like leeharveyuramadman below, it’s fine. Provide the option through an intermediary, but don’t force anything.

Or she’s just affectionate. My daughter is an extremely well-loved, well-hugged child who needs hugs from her nursery school teachers every day before she starts. She also asked a waiter for a hug and wanted him to carry her to the table. Everything doesn’t need pathologizing. The kid was upset by not being able to…

is Trump vaping?

My boyfriend is from Newfoundland and has a huge extended family (he has 18 aunts/uncles and they all have multiple kids) to the point that he jokes about requiring a family tree before dating there... as proven when two of his first cousins who had never met hooked up on vacation.

Okay, but the stark, piercing terror of realizing you’re stuck in a piece of clothing or you can’t get it on correctly is real. You haven’t felt shame until you have to plaintively caterwaul for help from the super cheerful fitting room attendant because you’re trapped in a dress. I’m sorry, Anthropologie sales girl.…

I’m pleasantly surprised her parents weren’t arrested.

Yeah... and how do you not close and lock the front door so your toddler doesn’t just wander into the street? Kinda glad the kid called 911 actually. Wake up call.

If you can’t have fucking crackers in your home, then you are dealing with an issue bigger than simple weight consciousness.

Where exactly were her parents? My 2-and-half-year-old helps a little when we’re dressing him, but he doesn’t attempt to dress himself. And he doesn’t know 911. Is this a very advanced 2 year old?

Another weird and unexpected consequence I never saw coming: when I began my search I was active on a few forums devoted to the topic. After I successfully found my biological mother, I assumed these people would offer congrats or whatever, but the opposite happened. Instead there was a lot of resentment, like “oh,…

He left them in war torn countries or with old Nazis. /s

As an adoptee, I can tell you it’s not always a good thing to find your birth mother. Sometimes they can be an evil sociopathic troll. And my cousin who’s doing my genetic history just told me 20 minutes ago there’s a chance I’m 1.3% pygmy. I can believe that.