She's actually won 3x by knockout. Two were TKOs but still KOs.

this is so dramatic to the point that it is not funny

the movie was super cute! it had a lot of stuff that appealed to an older audience too. some subtle jokes and lots of great music!

me too! i went to see the movie with my parents yesterday (contrary to popular belief i am not, in fact, a toddler. my parents saw the commercials and thought the minions were cute and i loved despicable me so i wanted to see it)

she's fucking rude. i had to seat her in the restaurant i once worked at.

what a classy young woman. she seems like a great role model. other celebrities should be following her suit and using their platform for good.

i have to get a wisdom tooth removed at some point and i won’t be getting any money for it. if anything i’ll have to pay for it.

i feel totally spoiled. our local theatre just got renovated and it is flippin sweet. reclining seats, armrests you can flip up to turn a single seat into a double for cuddling (or just maximum laziness in an empty theatre), and a bar in the lobby! it's a dream come true.

i can certainly tell you that the best option is lighting myself on fire

this whole outfit slays!

wow that rubs me the wrong way. i’m portuguese, though without hearing my last name you’d probably never be able to tell. my mom moved to this country with her parents (and six! siblings) in the 70s. back then, in our area, there was a lot of anti-portuguese sentiments going around and my aunts and uncles were…

i don’t mind it anywhere below the neck. but eurgh. it still has to be my SO’s for me to not mind it.

ooh i wanna get in on a class action suit. they targeted the MMO i play. give me monies!!!!

that's an ass we all need to see

i have a friend who talks with me about politics sometimes and he told me yesterday that he agrees with bernie sanders and donald trump out of all the candidates. i was like... “how in the world...?”

you don’t need to explain how depression works to me, thanks. i’ve been depressed for 10 years so i think i know a little bit about how it works and what it's like. i wasn’t saying “she deserved better” in that she deserved a better boyfriend. i was saying it in that she deserved a better death than being hit by a…

wow. i have no words. what a selfless woman, trying to help her boyfriend like that. she deserved much better.

Victoria was heading an AMA with Jesse Jackson that went to complete shit. He wasn’t answering any of the questions directly, and gave rambl-y, nonsense answers. A lot of AMAs before Victoria came along were kinda shit, too. She made sure that people were who they said they were (Morgan Freeman is an example) and she…

i’ve heard great things about copper IUDs so i’ll probably look more deeply into those. i’m a weenie when it comes to pain but i have some low dose vicodin that i can take if need be. fortunately i’ve been with mr. barnacles for a long time and we intend on getting married in the future, so no need to worry about new…

hmm. if i choose to go with an IUD maybe i can really specify that i’m very anxious about it and very sensitive to pain prior to making the appointment. worst case scenario i still have leftover vicodin from an infection i had earlier in the year. if i play my cards right maybe i can schedule the appointment while my…