OMG. i have read TONS of stories online of people who got pregnant while taking nuvaring! definitely more than other birth controls. after the holiday weekend i’m definitely making an appointment with my gyno to make sure there’s no infection/i don’t need a d&c (although i highly doubt it since it’s really early).…

that’s wild! i have a pretty low “natural” sex drive as it is (i have depression + antidepressants, when i care enough to take them, don’t help) but it’s never been completely unbearable. even if i wasn’t necessarily in the mood i could always “get it up” so to speak. i liked nuvaring because there was no weight gain,…

aaahhh it really does seem like the best option! mr. barnacles and i do not want children for a loooong long long long time (we’re currently 20 turning 21, we’re thinking like 25-27 would probably be when we would really start talking about it and possibly trying). i feel nervous about having it placed but i’ve dealt…

do you mind me asking which brand(s) you use/have used? i know certain kinds are better for people who have never had kids and stuff.

i should! that’s a great idea. i’ve heavily considered calling the police on them during their wild ass parties but i think this would be an even greater punishment.

THEY WOULD PROBABLY DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT ANYWAY BECAUSE THEYRE AWFUL

it has been a shitty week. this is a TMI Vagina Problem, y’all. i’m on nuvaring (well i was) and i started it sometime in march. i’ve been skipping my periods using it (instead of having the off week i just put in a new ring right away) because there’s not really much of a need for me to have a period; i’m in a long…

my neighbors are flaming bags of used tampons so my parents and i are driving to maine and staying overnight. they love being obnoxious and horrible during the summertime, throwing ridiculous parties and shooting off fireworks all summer long (ALL. SUMMER. FOURTH OF JULY IS ONE FUCKING DAY. NOT THREE MONTHS) but the…

citation needed lmfao

me too. i’d take him out for ice cream or something, too. just something to show him that there are people who love and accept him exactly the way he is.

i love chipotle. i’ve had qdoba as well but i found that their chicken was... kinda bland compared to chipotle’s. i get a chicken burrito, double chicken, brown rice, their hot red tomatillo salsa (that is heaven on earth), sour cream, and cheese. it's amazing. i used to get the same order but with crispy tacos and…

omg make it stop!!! he is SO UGLY. he looks like a cabbage!

holy shit this guy is UGLY

am I the only person who wants to grab anti-vaxxers by their shoulders and shake them really fucking hard? i keep thinking that maybe they’ll see how dumb they are.

if you’re all stressed out because you think that my post was targeted YOU specifically then you need to take a xanax and chill. ‘you’ can be used in a general sense, addressing a generic group of people. not just you specifically, my special snowflake.

i’m neither of those things. i’m a middle class college student who has a significant other who lives 300 miles away. good guess though! super close.

the sea salt sounds good but just the sea salt. definitely not the peas

if you bring a carry on with all of your garbage in it as opposed to just checking a bag beforehand, then yes you are taking more time than necessary. i bring my handbag, or maybe a backpack, while all of my clothes and things are already taken care of. i don’t get asked to check it because it’s small enough to stow…

i guarantee that i fly more than you. i’ve probably paid more in baggage check fees alone than you’ve paid for all of your flights, but i don’t whine about baggage fees like a baby and screw over other passengers. i also fly for 3 weeks to 1 month at a time at the minimum. i’d love to see you stuff a month’s worth of…

this article is fucking wrong and tree trunks is the best.