I’m sure this one will come with a tutorial that actually teaches you something. >.>

I love reading about the silliness that happens in Paradox strategy games but they’re so obtuse. I don’t really want to watch a youtube tutorial series or read a bunch of forum threads and guides just to be able to grasp how to play…

Wonder if the snitches got Switches.

can we just go ahead and flag JuniperandSage out of this thread?
thanks.

Fuck cancer.

Lol at *laughs in spanish* subtitle on that ARMA one. Like, it’s a different laugh.

In the case of the couch, the two Sims’ bodies would pop apart as the couch did and continue their separated-yet-conjoined coitus in animated unison until they were done, at which point they’d pop back together at the point where they “boarded” the couch. Woohoo always led to a lot of bugs in part because (as your…

I worked QA on The Sims 2 and Woohoo bugs were always the most hilariously horrifying. Especially when, say, you separated a segmented couch while they got down on it.

As to the update from Ubi - insensitive content? In a game where you brutally hack each other’s limbs off, blood gushes everywhere, and the main appeal of the game is the never ending total war and conflict brewing in their world? In...sensitive content?

Maybe the Warden thought her boobs were the launch buttons to the Dedicated Servers!?

Side note, I really miss the pace of Rainbow Six: Rogue Spear. I played the shit out of that on MSN gaming zone back in the day. It was very tactical, and I’ve never found that Siege scratched the same itch.

You know how “double bagging it” is not a good idea, and is generally seen as the wrong way to go about safety?

Ubisoft is essentially doublebagging DRM (VMProtect and Denuvo), and the condom broke, and now you’re pregnant with intense CPU usage.

So, my 10 year old son wanted to play Stardew Valley. As tradition, we always start a new game sitting together on the couch. I let him play and he asks me for help if he doesn’t understand something and we sort of fumble through it together. We started playing around 7pm. At 8:30pm, game goes off and he gets ready…

“have gone over 1.99 million concurrent players in 6 months.”

Every time I see one of these beautiful controllers, my first thought is always, “Man, that looks uncomfortable to hold,” and then my second is, “Wait, why would I want to get my grubby hands all over something this impressive?”

If I had a nickel for the number of times I’ve heard “just ignore it, you don’t need to buy them, they literally don’t affect the game at all” :\

... a handsome orc

Maybe they should petition to require butchers to become licensed chefs before they’re allowed to cut meat.

This is ridiculous. Enable registered tax paying businesses to obtain licenses on condition that their premises and practices are up to code and do random inspections by the ministry of health. Do they want an underground trade to start?

Peoples’ tastes change, and they just get bored. A 15 year old picks VagViolator69 in 2006 because it’s hilarious as a 15 year old, that guy is now a 24 year old who can’t tell his coworkers who want to play PS4 with him what his PSN name is.