Pre owned? Soiled by another man?

Yeah, Tavarish is like some sort of super-villain of bad car buying advice.

This car is virtually guaranteed another Tavarish post in four years. Imagine what a cheap project car it will be...

I know! For the price of a new Cayman GT4 you can have this finnicky, used Audi that will consistently depreciate until it’s restored to stock (likely at great cost after a terrible engine failure).

Why is Jalopnik still allowing this guy to troll us? Every one of his posts is about what an amazing deal some used supercar is compared to new car X. And the answer is always the same, Every. Single. Time: 1) A new car has a WARRANTY, and 2) A new car is NEW. People pay big premiums for new cars precisely because…

A seven year old Audi with 60k miles and 50% more HP than it was designed for.

I love the R8, and I love a good deal, but this isn’t for me. I would rather be down on horsepower and just stick with my stock motor. Especially with that beautiful gated shifter.

Yaaaaaaaay another car for rich folk to feel good about themselves.

No real world emissions? Where does electricity come from? Or lithium? Or batteries? This electric car is emissionless shit needs to stop. It just relocates the emissions to someone elses backyard.

Wake me up when the 35k one exists

no real-world emissions? You mean no local emissions.

Audi has also been stripped of its diesel Le Mans victories due to cheating on emissions regulations. Lance Armstrong could not be reached for comments.

I read this as

They tried, but failed miserably.

Hmm, I actually see way too much 1st gen Buick Enclave

No, but the barn doors make up for it.

MINI Garbage Truck (The Dumpsman), MINI Gyrocopter (Helicooper), MINI Sausage Delivery Van (John Cooper Wurst Edition)

Nope.

He must have ate all the fitnesses

Lol fitness. Fuck off