at least he's using turn signals?

Lovely bike.... but the price :(

XM radio receivers are FUGLY.

An X5M would be such a delightful DD if you have the funds. And a great sleeper after a little debadge.

Those sounds...

That's good to know. Because I think we can all assume it won't be long before my next warranty claim.

bitter old Frank Grimes...

... at CarMax

Paris Hilton...

Admittedly, I didn't come up with this thought on my own. My thinking at the time was limited to more serious matters, such as: "Why aren't these filled with caramel?" And besides, I generally don't think about Lexus all that much, unless I get up behind one in traffic and I decide to play a game in my head, such as:…

Costco!

Costco! They are apparently Top-Tier now too

$3.13 for 91 in Sacramento today.

and probably wearing Camaro cologne.

yes

Wasn't the Esperante just a luxury Mustang GT roadster?

This might sound crazy, but stay with me...

Not here...

People get so butthurt...

"road repairs"