> [N]otably absent are ’90s holdovers Kevin James, Nick Swardson, and Rob Schneider.

The full name of the guitarist is Joe Shadid.

Goddamn you, Bort.

I think you mean "man cave", not "man cake". Although "man cake" could provide fodder for a lot of double-entendres too.

It insists upon itself.

>There are still a lot of zombies in the prison. And out by the fences.
You’d think Rick and the others would’ve thinned their numbers by now.