Michael David Barrett gets 2.5 years, a bunch of other guys get off.

Makes sense. Christians don't cheat. Ever.

Where's your messiah now, Tebow?

New design, same crappy content.

I'd cry too if Whoopi made me look stupid.

My foreign language skills are abysmal, but that flag and text doesn't look like German.

90 seconds is pretty weak. So much for all of those live concert clips.

If I were Mitch Albom, I'd be glad Morrie died 'cause then my Tuesdays would be free.

Keep it classy, Bowdens.

@EddieRebel: The drink in the picture is the tropical itch. The stick was a back scratcher used to stir it (the bar tender swore the back scratcher hadn't been used to pop back zits). The tropical itch contains vodka, two types of rum, and curacao.

I'm a huge Pats fans, but after the way I just laughed my arse off at that first picture, I guess I'm an even South Park fan.

Freelancing is the best way to hedge yourself. If you have a full-time job for one company it and it hits a rough patch, you could lose everything. By freelancing, however, if one client has problems, you still have other sources of income.

"I think that ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day has the potential to be insightful— I doubt it will though." — hipcatdaddio

That interview was great! Clemens made Musharraf and the Boston hitman look sympathetic.

Seahawks should go for two so they can have 21 and stick it to 'em@

Do you think Sean Taylor can pee for me?

It's no good because Sean Taylor was 21, not 17.

Only one more TD and the Skins will have 21 points! If they score a TD, I hope they go for two.

Daniel Johnston is great—props to whoever has that icon on his or her dock!

My parents called me a super pooper last weekend, but I guess it's less cute when you're 31.