Darryl Kile must feel relieved!

"Wow. Some shoppers in that Omaha mall have fallen and fallen hard. It's time to press the panic button."

Voltaire supposedly drank 50 cups of coffee a day. No disrespect to Henrik, but I'm with Voltaire on this one.

What's a blog?

Kudos to the NFL for making cable companies look like the good guys.

Isn't that picture of Hedonism II?

Um, listening to audiobooks rather than read a book is a horrible idea. Sure, do both, but don't substitute listening for reading. If you want to save paper, take the book out of the library. Or buy it, read it, and then sell it on Amazon.com, or eBay.

Whomever writes for Frank shouldn't be getting paid. At all.

I'm a big fan of its ability to crop and resize pictures; it's a huge help in my work.

Dave Barry isn't very funny either.

What? No Marcus Stroud video game too?

ESPN the Magazine gives me seizures,

"Gunslinger" should be reserved for real ones, you know, like Blackwater employees. Until Brett Favre slays a dozen innocent Iraqis, he's no gunslinger.

Gotta love Boras's timing. If the Sox were down, the announcment would've happened tomorrow. I kept waiting for one of the Fox morons to ask Theo if the Sox would sign A-Rod. I hope some Japanese team offers him $250 million and the country can just be done with him.

Does it have a preseson mode where you can take turns with Shawne Merriman injecting each other in the ass with steroids and practicing your post-sack dance moves?

A lot of the guests at my wedding last month were refreshing their cell-phone browsers to get 4th quarter updates of the Wake Forest-Maryland football game (I went to Wake, as did a lot of my friends). Of course, I could relate as I've done likewise: A couple years earlier the bride-to-be suggested I leave her…

How your fantasy football team is doing.

I don't have TBS, so I didn't see any of the ads, but if this Frank fella is the one on the Fox NFL pregame, he sucks.

Jeez, no iTunes, no YouTube. Does NBC expect its three viewers to have to own a TV set? How quaint

Easterbook is just another self-important pundit sacrificing truth and objectivity for attention. Who cares if Belichick doesn't talk to the press? Have the Colts never run up the score (just think back to the year Manning set the TD record)? Sure, Peyton might donate money to charity, but he's also a whore who's on…