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The War On Christmas continues apace, comrades!

My team is the team that got fucking thumped on Saturday but even then fuck this shit.

I’m not even a huge fan of MLS, but mannnn, fuck off with the tone of this article.

To be fair, how was that guy supposed to know someone there was actually coaching the Nets.

I keep saying it, and I shall continue to say it- seeing the Rockets lose gives me SO MUCH HAPPINESS. The schadenfreude I feel is absolutely amazing. 

Hey a blow job is serious business but payoffs to porn stars and getting Russian aid to win the prezinitsee is just boys being boys.

This morning an Asian guy bought a car in my name and robbed a bank.

House is a fictional television show 

It’s not clear why this diagnosis took so damn long to make

You left out the fact that she’s also married to the founder and publisher of The Federalist, who is so far up the ass of the Conservative Think Tank-Industrial Complex that his farts are used as Heritage Foundation fundraising letters.

There is no more aggrieved or persecuted person in America than Meghan McCain. She speaks for the forgotten middle American, because as the daughter of US Senator and heir to one of the largest beer distribution companies in Arizona, the granddaughter of Navy Admiral, she knows what it is like to pull your self up by

Live and learn, I suppose.  Evidently I’m pretty clearly in the wrong here, so I’ll be quiet.  I guess my general “avoid the internet” Sunday routine failed me this time, or I successfully scrolled past the previous F1 recaps.  Apologies for complaining, I just thought I’d have a lot of people in agreement with me,

As the Sunday guy, I’ve been covering F1 all season, and have had results posts within an hour of the finish for each GP. 

It is my job, so yeah.

As a long-time F1 fan, I’ve learned to either watch the race live or stay off the internet until I’ve seen it. Sorry. 

It’s cliché but I’ll always love Martini

Look good on anything.

See through hood eh? I guess this one was designed by Gaga instead of Posh.

I’m aware of this but thanks for interjecting your daily dose of bubble-popping.

I do not know how to ride a motorcycle, but this would be my ultimate roadtrip. Roads sometimes not included.  BMW’s GS series is a solid bike too. #twowheelsgood

Level IV - Allowed in the kitchen