J. R. Smith is where that shit will end. Fast.

Not much worse than J. R. Smith and Tristan Thompson beong champions.

We all love Kimi.

First time reading about manuals killing people ... congrats on the car if you’re still alive I guess.

There’s a Carerra T in the background.

Counterpoint: If LeBron did that, he’d literally be on the floor by himself every game. Ok. He is. Sort of.

Your racism is showing. Better cover that up before your Cheeto-Jesus is booted.

I read the opening as “Porsche is out to prove that Germans can occasionally *win* at something ...”

I think some of the EVO crew would fit. My vote would be for Henry Catchpole. He’s a good driver. Great writer and fit enough to keep up with the other two.

I was late to this ... but that was the first name that came to me.

He’d be a hoot

The suburban wars are really heating up among the middle class Eurozone ...

This a 100 fucking times. Harden’s game is built and perfected on traveling, flopping and some shooting.

Golden State Warriors. 2017.

A bunch of bottom-of-the-league scrubs got lucky and had LeBron and Irving on their team.

Solution: Make old people take the bus.

No one should ever take any pages from that guy’s (I am restraining myself here) past.

420 hp for a 6000 lb cabin on wheels seems distinctly underwhelming.

You’re gonna love it! They are also bringing coal back and maybe also Velciraptpors wearing MAGA hats!

Dear North and South Dakota(s?). Fuck you.