$6,999 + Labradoodle

Almost a decade ago, I moved into my first owned-home, a converted loft with 22 foot ceilings etc. It was a fantastic place to live except for the electric range.

I suspect that wild turkey’s from 1930 before we bred the shit outta the Pamela-anderson ones tasted pretty good.

The Australian Arachnid Association (AAA .... aaaaaaaa!) has formally filed a complaint with Uber citing discrimination against its members.

“The Australian” like “The American” but slimmer and with a cooler accent.

When it comes to Hypercars, the Devel is in the details.

Hey, let’s make this about your petty grievances!

I owned a B5 S4. Great car.

But you’re part of the conspiracy. You’re doing the work of the secret-car-sales-conglomerate by writing these fluff pieces on a relatively unknown weblog about cars.

Some of the SIRPC episodes were fun though. Rowan Atkinson, Amber Heard, James Blunt ...

CBC is the one thing I thought was even stupider than “The American”.

My uncle owned a red March (Micra to you Eurosnobs) almost exactly like that. Shit car but it got my cousin. my brother and I to school every day while we listened to Simon & Garfunkle or Abba.

Fuck you man. My BMW deserves to be one car length in front of your jalopy.

Dear Jalopnik Commenters with at least one ball (no, not you burners),

Goddammit Roy! THERE ARE NO 14-Year OLD girls writing for Giz. Unless you count Jason Torchinsky .....

Wow. That truck was:

Yes, I know all wagons are “not boring” but it’s all I’ve got right now.

In what world is Italian design and Mopar engines bad?

Moosees brah. Mooses.

Volvo - check