I’ll definitely take an obscenely luxurious president over a merely obscene one ...

Wait ... they have 1400 headcount RIGHT NOW?

Fuck the internet. That made me spit out a little bit of an extremely good brown ale microbrew.

So, here’s the thing: Random, anonymous posts on Jalopnik aren’t going to impact the historical assessment of Obama as a rather effective president. The people who inform long-term opinions seem to be mostly united in this fact.

• “SMILEY HAND TOY FROM VENDING MACHINE, MOM NOTED A RUBBER HAND PROTRUDING FROM RECTUM”

I guess we know what Trump’s 2020 platform will be based on.

You can’t throw just one simple economic term in there and think you’re done. In this context, you also have to consider the spending power, cost-benefit and next best alternative.

So, Jia is probably running for the Chinese presidency in a couple of years?

Wants to “Make America Great Again”

What are the polls saying? 😒

I guess I need to vacuum the couch. So much dust and grit in the air. All in my eyes and stuff.

Fucking Same-sung can’t catch a break lately.

Nice. My schoolS did not have an option to major in Dictatorship at all. Not even when I did my MBA. That would have been helpful because I coulda likely paid my loans off in about a week based on this guy’s apparent income.

Rogoway?

MB: Inline 6, we are bringing you back!

I dunno man. I think it’s perfectly designed for it’s true environment: The fastest possible lane on any road because the driver is going to be thinking that they are actually driving an M3 or some shit like that and really needs that Prius to get the fuck outta the way because its almost time for their 2 p.m.…

Complete list of cars faster than ZL-1

Don’t get too excited folks. He’s way too much of an attention whore to not show up.

Ute called?