I don’t mean to perpetuate a “stereotype” but that Becky on the left did win the “Athlete of the Year” award, so...I’m thinking she’s been passing. She can’t fool us tho.

“The suspect... was tackled by a campus police officer”

Lone ranger, came from a good home, liked to play chess, blah blah blah white people excuses ad infinitum

That was my FIRST thought. He was bought in ALIVE!!! Like come on.... He killed a cop at point blank range and then you still feel he deserved to be “tackled”? My anger is boiling over, but this is to be expected..... Right?

Oh, look. He’s still alive.

Dylan Roof, was taken to Burger King, after his massacre. This guy being tackled is not surprising in the slightest, shit, the cop probably wiped off the guys knees and apologized to him for having to “get rough”.

Amazingly they managed to take him alive.

The national media coverage of this will be fascinating

Don’t forget “the full Brad.”

3 things:

Monique please don’t grey me! I try to behave, I really do... Its just so hard sometimes with all these morons running around. I’m sorry.

The players shouldn’t get suspended. They should suit up.. walk out when that stupid song is played. And don’t go back until the owners capitulate and acknowledge their rights, apologize, and outline concrete steps the league will take to address and help the players address the issues they are protesting.

 Its where I met your mom and I did some cruel and unusual shit to her.

Sheriff Paul Penzone — who beat Arpaio in last November’s election —

I hope this doesn’t offend anyone, it just seemed to me to be point on.

Fuuuuuuuck, man. I legitimately cried reading that.

On this day (which I refer to as Mass Genocide Day) let us remember the people who were the very first to be affected by this despicable white man, and who are still, TODAY being affected by a despicable white man: inhabitants of the island of Puerto Rico.

Related: My Family’s Slave

Bullets are my one weakness.

As long as no wise guy decides to come along and say kryptonite.