Fuck the trumps! Fuck ‘em with a thousand donkey dicks each. Fuck them with metal spiked rainbow colored dildo’s! Nothing that comes out of their mouths or their twitter accounts means shit.

Horse-fucking bastard!!!

Oh gawd, not another “there’s bad people on both sides” speech.

I imagined everyone chanting “Fuck dat bitch!, Fuck dat bitch!, Fuck dat bitch!”

Grown-ass folk be like...

You ever notice that Melania is always “standing at attention” and scanning the room like she’s some kind of Russian spy fem-bot?

What we NEED to talk about is “does this muhfucka even know what them shits he got tattooed on his body mean?”

As long as he goes away and STFU permanently.

Real Shit Black People Should Be Mad At:

Real Shit Black People Should Be Pissed About:

I honestly don’t give a fuck. Rastafarians are truly the only ones who should be wearing dreads.

Yeah, fuck Marky Mark!

That shit right there is why I hate Quentin Tarantino! I mean Damn! Why the fuck you gotta say that shit in every fuckin’ movie?

How do we “know” he was drunk? Because the cops said so? Nah, bruh. You can’t trust those muhfucka’s! Dude might be legit and “tha man” don’t want him to tell us about the future when the bruhs take over the planet and we make them bitches pay for this trump bullshit!

It’s funny cuz it’s true!

That look is classic!

Bruh!

Fuck them bitches! They love burning shit when no bruhs are around. I want those bastards to try that shit in my hood.

Bluetooth! Noice! Where do I get one?