He also had 12 other BMWs stored in the parking lot of the company he worked for.

I get it. It’s funny because you imply that kale is edible.

“My speedometer pulls out, but I don’t”

Disgusting.

No worries, he’s got a back up plan.

You had me until “Ready to experience meat in a whole new way?”.

You had me until “Ready to experience meat in a whole new way?”.

You made me Google Charmander. Fuck you.