Whelp, guess it’s time to rewrite my fentanyl onion dip and oxycontin oatmeal raising cookie recipes. 

Oh no!  It’s all about privilege!  Fine, instead of “crack”, we’ll call it “meth” from now on.  Your move...

Ooh, the Saturday Night Live comedian vetting team was requesting submissions for their “that’s no joke” list...quick, get this on there before you forget you were offended.

Welcome to Schrödinger’s Internet, where everything is simultaneously true and false.