Both are better poured into a pint glass.

Okay. I’ll say it. I thought this movie was great. I’m saying this as a graduated Cinema studies student. It is the kind of movie I would watch again to have a good time. I’m very good at turning off my classically trained “cinema” mindset though. Also, I’m a weeb and Gundam fan....when I *spoiler*? saw The RX-78 pop…

Ah yes, Roseanne Barr. A true conservative patriotic American who would never do anything to disrespect the national anthem like those horrible NFL players have done.

So last 4th of July, I made a drunken claim that I could run a 5 minute mile. I ran one in 5:39 in college, so I figured it wouldn’t be too bad. Oh how wrong I was. You can list the times these guys run these incredible distances in, and it doesn’t really hit you fully. Go and try to run a five minute mile pace.…

This is so consumer friendly I had to double check if it was really published by EA

Right?

“...in addition to the games shown on this morning’s Nindies showcase video, Hyper Light Drifter...”

Major family get together planned for August for my g’ma’s 90th. One family contingent supports Trump; I don’t know if I want to go, I don’t know if I can trust myself not to inadvertently stir shit and ruin the whole thing.

This speech embodies why I want nothing to do with anybody who supports Trump.

When you stare into the abyss of Trump’s mind, the abyss hatefully glares back at you. It’s terrifying how many of our fellow citizens find the view pleasing.

KINJA DEAL OF THE DAY!!!!!

*writes article about giving up Amazon*

*posts article linking to Amazon to save money on charging cables*

So basically, what he’s saying is, “Watch out, BIG PHARMA CEOs!”

It’s laughable to think Trump has a coherent position on anything...

“I appoof of thes Tweets.”

Sinc.
Bepsy DeVo
Seccratery of Edumacation

Honestly, you should be shooting everyone you see anytime you step foot outside of your home. They could have a gun. If you wait around, they will probably shoot you first, thinking that you have a gun (side note, you should always have a gun). I just saved your life. You’re welcome.

Traffic? More cars.
Opioid epidemic? More drugs.
Hyperventilating? More oxygen.
Overcrowding in schools? More students.
Drowning in credit card debt? More purchases.

How have we missed Adding more of the problem until you reach a solution when it was right there in front of us this whole time?

i love how he was all like ‘i’m not a shitty person becuz the nra pays me. the nra pays me becuz i’m a shitty person’ like he was making some clever explanation

Thoughts and prayers

Pedantic bio-rant: If you’re gonna go that route, then bacteria are the organism that best represents hardiness and adaptability. Bottom of the ocean near thermal vents? In boiling water? Boiling ACID water? Antarctica? Gobi desert? In a hair follicle of a yak in a remote corner of the Himilayas? On the skins and in…