We call him “Machine-gun Greitens” out here. He’s a Trump acolyte. His entire campaign was basically: machismo, I’m a vet, and freedom. That’s it. He never had any positions other than being conservative, whatever the fuck that means.

But, the Dems deserved to lose. Chris Koster, his opponent was another law and order…

On a positive note, God has forgiven him. So there’s no need for him to resign and no one can judge him for his actions.

There are no heroes in this story.

Don’t sleep with republicans.

Yes, please!

She’s the worst.

Question for HR people and lawyers on here. Any idea how employee drug testing will change with more states legalizing weed? Particularly in industries that have historically been zero tolerance. I’m, um, asking for a friend.

So is this an inconvenient time to mention that between 2010 and 2014, the police force in Albuquerque (pop. ~550,000) shot and killed seven (7) times as many civilians as all of the police forces in England and Wales combined (pop. ~56,000,000)?

Susana Martinez? Ahh, yes...here it is. The infamous hotel party incident.

They drew the maps. They drew the MONSTERRR MAPPPPS.

I’m sure Trump has never found Melania’s nuclear button.

Fox News, folks, where the government can’t regulate guns but has to ban pot.

That ratio has the potential to go to some rarely seen places. Looks like a Prime Barry Bonds Slug/HR/RBI line right now

The GOP’s shall we say ‘long-distance’ relationship with the truth is getting more worrying by the day. At this point there can be only three possible conclusions.

It’s not over for a long shot. You think Kylo told her the truth, or that she still doesn’t know? She’s just some kid born in a junk yard who dreamed about Luke’s island library.

I will miss the extremely convoluted theories that were necessary to make Rey anybody’s kid, because there are only like 4 people in the entire Star Wars universe and none of them made a lick of sense.

I feel like you missed the best one, where Poe Dameron, dashing space flyboy, pulls a mutiny on the cold and frigid new commander who’s obviously not as a good a choice as him in his own mind, and it turns out he’s the asshole, not the hero.

Also when hyperdrive kamikaze rendered basically every other form of space warfare obsolete

For me, it has to survive at least a couple of re-watches before I can fit it into the ranking, for the sake of fairness, since the original trilogy had endured like 500 screenings apiece by the time I was old enough to buy a beer and I’ve even watched The Force Awakens a handful of times with my kids.