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Cargurus here, i surf it for fun

Everytime Im driving behind a Buick Enclave, I think of this Puma thing.. ugh ruined my life.

Treble 20 = 60 points? Triple 20, you mean?

Alright trivia masters, what do the 3 points of the MB emblem stand for?

Counter-point, I like the bolt on wide body kits.

If people start mistaking my matte grey R-Spec Bolt for a Honda Rebel, I’m gonna be pissed.

Eh, people starting to ride (aka Honda Rebel market) shouldn’t be bringing another person around anyway.

Some people have kids and just figure it out later... unfortunately

Tauntauns? MOre like LongJohns!

Nah man, the one where you (Mason) start out stuck in a prison with that crazy old ruskie (Victor?) and then there’s some Fight Club-esque twist at the final scene where you learn that Mason and Victor were the same guy?! C’mon man! So memorable!

Yea nevermind BSDM shit, I don’t even bring up my foot fetish that fast.

Welcome to Jalopnik.

How are they on long straight highways? My cousin owns one, took me for a ride across the Thames from Groton to New London. Cruising at 75 mph in that thing was like wringing it out in top gear. ..ok like 4 grand but still.

Forget about the doors... what about the sunroof!?

Im sorry I started reading but I lost them at this..

But but but... they’re still kicking off from the 20 yard line? why are there so many returns? And field goal tries are from the 2 yard line? How accurate is this “simulation” anyhow!

..actually, i did forget about that part.

@3:04: Rider says "Get off your fuckin' phone." Something I unfortunately have to say all the time when I'm on my bike.

The OUTBACK is way too bulky. Serious correction.

sure it is! How do you know if he's revving the shit out of the motor at a stop light? How do you know if the tires are screaming bloody murder? How do you know if he's listening to Country on YOUR RADIO? Only these questions can be answered by recording audio. :)