I tried this last week. I normally love ciabatta bread, but this was “Subwayized” ciabatta bread. It was ok, but the bread had an off flavor, like they put peanut butter and soap in the dough or something.

Well, I loved The VVitch, and Hereditary, and Midsommar. It’s me. I’m the reason they keep making these movies you hate.

The roots/Root connection is pretty obvious but the first place my head went from that comment was to the Root’s frequent mentions of barbecues and potato salad. What does that say?

And eeeeeeveryone laughed at me when I said to turn the lights on, in case a toilet weasel was waiting to bite.

My vote? Time-traveling tourists. Sightings are increasing because we’re getting closer to WWIII, a popular destination in time for history buffs.

I’ve been sober since 1996 because I can’t disentangle the words “bar” and “fight”.

How is this not cross-posted on The Root?

To me the simplest thing would be to say plainly everywhere that water is now no longer free and charging an amount equal to a soft drink OR only serving water to clients who have already purchased something else. I can’t imagine going to a place that’s all about the alcohol and not ordering something that will at leas…

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m really starting to suspect Trump has a lot of things he’s trying to cover up and that Barr is willing to break the law and abuse his power as AG to protect Trump at all costs.

It has something the previous 3 iterations didn’t have. What’s it called again?

That doesn’t scare me.

Really that depends on if we’re talking Peter Gabriel or Phil Collins era

I mean Russia wouldn’t want to get involved in that mess officially, but the Iranian military is nothing to scoff at, Iran could run a hell of an insurgency, and Iran has the ability to mobilize Shi’a groups internationally.

Yup. They’ve got me.

His insecurity is so fucking obvious. https://www.reddit.com/r/TrumpCriticizesTrump/ is full of years of this bullshit.

Anybody else think the crank was used to power the device at first?

Like a bottle of Châteauneuf-du-Pape
I’m fine like wine when I start to rap
We need body rockin’, not perfection
Let me get some action from the back section

But how else would you strike up a conversation with a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket after meeting at Citibank? Gotta have that pen at the ready.

Political beliefs aside, how anyone can listen to Trump whine non stop like a total fucking baby, while simultaneously sounding like a complete idiot of the highest caliber, and walk away thinking “Man, he’s so strong and inspiring” is something that is utterly beyond comprehension.