I have a weird infatuation with boxes or packages that contain multiple food items. I bought a snack box similar to that on a flight, and I adored the concept. It’s also why I like the idea of MREs.

Nah. Joker seems to like his mother a lot more. ;)

I agree but I also don’t consider any of the movies “definitive” anything. This is just another take on the character in a long line of takes. Hopefully this one is as good as this teaser makes it look. 

But you definitely wanted a “thomas wayne is the true villain” retcon didn’t you

If this turns out to be an origin story for Heath Ledger’s Joker I will lose my fucking mind in the best way possible.

Sure, there will be a handful of incidents, but not enough to be worried about, I don’t think. Americans are lazy and satiated. Just like the promised race wars never materialized when Obama was re-elected in 2012, the Trumpites won’t all take to the streets when their fat orange messiah gets the boot. American…

To be honest, I’m not sure if the one about windmills is worse than this one. It’s just a complete rejection of the reality surrounding him.

Are incoherent meat tubes a sandwich? 

Being a “good” adult is all about lying mostly to yourself 99% of the time that things people do don’t bother you. 

This is very in line with how I try and live

Except for one

My best tip: Don’t hang around with assholes.

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

Finding out Keanu Reeves is a genuinely nice guy makes the world seem slightly less shitty.

Almost certainly.

So your brain gave you a whole bunch of material to work with. Now you’ll have to get to writing a series of books, that will be turned into an HBO series down the line. Have at it.

Glad you made it back to us Mike. 

To be honest, I’m kind of starting to think it might be a good idea to shut the whole thing down already.

Nothing is more irritating than a smug idiot who thinks they’re clever. Go do your fucking job (whatever that is) instead of wasting time with your March madness bullshit.

I saw “The Meg” on an airplane and disagree with you.