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I’ve puked in plenty of bar toilets and never got booted. Once I puked on a patio, ran away before anyone could find out it was me, wander back over 10 minutes later after it had been discovered and was like, “who in the hell puked all over here” and continued drinking inside. The trick is not to puke on yourself,

I’m pretty sure I saw some of the White Walker women with their boobs hanging out of their jerkins. The GOT pervs just couldn’t help themselves.

True, that’s true, but for some reason they changed the policy based on the incident. 

This deserves more stars

That policy caused Starbucks some..uh..”problems” in the past...

Jokes on him, Manson is dead already. 

Caught a dude in the K-Mart parking lot cranking one out and it looked like he was punching himself in the balls on every downstroke.  Very traumatic. He saw me pull up an didn’t even change his rhythm. It was just like..*POW*POW*POW* on those balls.  

But what about that double Filet-O-Fish with QP w/ cheese paddy in the middle. I call it the Double McSurfNTurf. It’s delicious.

I think this is an important distinction you pointed out.

I think this is a pretty good assessment based on where I grew up, deep in the dark of Trump country NC.

The distance you can travel in 45 minutes around DC varies widely by the time of day. Is that like 45 minutes at 2 am or 45 minutes at 5:30 pm?

You’re right on this point, definitely. I found that there were quite a few times I was wondering like, why is this happening again?  They just moved from action scene to next action scene without much motivation really for most of the characters.

You’re right. I can’t even bother to play those games because I don’t game to “overcome a challenge” or “better myself”. I just game to wind down and chill and bust some heads or whatever. Getting a challenging boss where I just keep losing just makes me anxious and angry which is the opposite of why I game.

I thought they were turning bees into trannies or something. I can’t keep is straight anymore.

Republican health care plan:

Try heroin!  Plenty of down time and after just a few short weeks, only one goal. More heroin!

It looks like Bruce has also been eating the dinner rolls, a lot of them.  Mark Ruffalo is slowly becoming Mark Buffalo.

“Xaggee ayuu nasiibku ku riyaaqaa?” is what Google translate gives me, but they may speak Arabic, so try: نكهة مخللات (phonetically: nakhat mukhalalat?)

Also wypipo: “Ya’ll can’t be barbecuing out here now.  I’m calling the cops.”