You’ll have to wait in line, I got next.

The extra ‘M’s mean More Money...

I originally read this as “Hee Haw Psychology”.

Quite right. 

I wish he would’ve made the artistic choice to do a terrible Puerto Rican accent. 

I agree and also really hated the original.

I play like Luke. Dead = dead by any means possible.  It’s a bit more satisfying to make it look like a legitimate accident, but then again it’s also fun to just shoot someone in the face and run like hell in a (dead) janitor’s uniform.

We usually mix guns with beer.

This sounds like the right place to post up to me.

I like surreptitious weed smoking in the garage while I watch the snow and smoke cigars to cover the smell.

Find a dive bar and make some temporary friends while you drink whatever swill is on tap.  This is a can’t miss, and where I’m from it would only take me maybe 30 minutes before someone I know walks in anyway.

I wonder how well it pairs with ham...

I like Strutter better:

I hope we start pressing them. Now that’s some old school witch killing.

My three year old has many less hookers pissing his bed, this I can guarantee. 

Needs more check cashing places and African braids stores.

I think they also dislike the cult following and rabid fans that seems to have formed around DFW after his suicide.

Sometimes, no matter how much you like an author or a book, someone else will hate it (them).

WaWa parking lots are the best, aren’t they?

Tell them all the truth, tip 25% on your way out the door.