This has always been my fave Sifl and Olly

They charge a pretty hefty sum if you go over your allotted mileage too.

My theory is that the 10 Mill wasn’t just for Cohen. It was for Cohen to split or otherwise funnel to his client, Trumpkin.

Truth. Valentine was too judgy for me especially when I just wanted to shoot some mouthy dipshit in the face. Let me be me, glorified robot.

Is it required to be with wire hangers for it to be authentic Joan Crawford dip?

If it doesn’t have lizard people, I’m out. 

The love emoji I suppose.

What about my rights to not practice a religion or even recognize others “beliefs” as valid if they have no scientific backing?

But what about Cocoa Krispies? I think the Cocoa Krispies milk would be better than the Cocoa Puffs due to the increased overall surface area of the smaller krispies over the puffs.

The onion review took a mighty dark turn towards the end.  It was like he was speaking directly to me. Unfortunately I’m well on my way to the stewing stage.

I heard he’s also an analrapist. 

1930 you savages.

They’re “Make Star Wars Great Again” types of fan that want to wallow in the past. 

I think it would be awesome if he was a drunk and a cantina ruffian due to his Clone War PTSD for about 3/4 of his time in the desert, and then he cleaned up. I’d pay to see that movie.

They also better miss most if not all of their free throws.

I thought I had heard something about that. Thanks for filling in my somewhat spotty memory.

I forgot how good that song was. I mean, I couldn’t listen to it a hundred times, but once every ten years seems about right.

I can tolerate the early stuff, but the only song that I liked in the past 10 years is Viva La Vida and it was probably stolen from somewhere. Those thieves. 

Hey now, Zeke doesn’t even have a computer. He just guffaws at it secondhand from his shitposting buddy while he looks over his shoulder.

Saw the headline and immediately thought of this: