That’s a fair assessment based on what I wrote. I didn’t express myself very well because I was crabby.

Fair point. I’d still be interested in the answer as I think the impressive part, at least for me, was that my tiny 9 year old ate the whole thing. She never finishes anything.

Not all Supermen either.

Thank you for clarifying, I’m hoping it wasn’t completely trivial in maybe they’ll get better questions. To be helpful, I’ll throw out some examples of questions I wouldn’t mind them answering:

Also Facebook posts that are copied over and over.

It’s not that I don’t empathize with people that overthink things, I do it all the time. I was, as you said, annoyed that this level of question is being covered in the column to begin with.

Let’s not forget the classic Brass Monkey:

I think this one from Ezekial 23:20 is particularly poignant in these times:

Your Aldi is doing it wrong. The ones around here are usually cheap as shit.

Well, based on the sagging and distention of her fleshlike face mask, it looks like some of the snakes that are employed to make her seem like an actual human have died and are, perhaps, rotting from within. I mean, her face just doesn’t even look like an actual human face anymore. Maybe not enough snake oil.

Additional reading if you’re really interested: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dual-covenant_theology

Leviticus is so Old Testament it’s not even funny. They pick and choose what crazy garbage they want to from that book even though it was an Abrahamic covenant with the Jews and doesn’t even really apply to Christians (if you believe in all that shite which I DO NOT). They are supposed to though.

A stunted cunt or a feckless cunt?

These questions really annoy me because I think they’re terrible and the answer is usually very obvious to people that don’t sit around overthinking things.

The SAS Business Lounge at Arlanda is a thing of beauty and is (and probably forever will be) the best 4 hours I’ve ever spent in an airport.

I was making some pretty shitty music, I’m not sure what I would call it. It started as an experiment in trying to create music using the William S. Burroughs cut-up method, but I wasn’t very good at it.

How do you feel about Manu Dibango? I got into him in the lamest of ways, thanks to Michael Jackson, and really enjoy his stuff. I think I might have stumbled on to Fela’s music from researching Afrobeat after I found Manu Dibango.

Fela is one of my absolute favorite artists. I originally discovered him by accident while searching for some examples of grooving beats to give me some inspiration for some horrible music I was creating at the time. I scrapped the music project and fell in love with Fela instead.