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It’s probably not a popular opinion, but I’m glad they’re keeping him in. Arrested Development needs all the help it can get after Season 4 and not having George or Oscar in it would be terrible.

“Isn’t there a protest or something?”

Call it Columbus Quiche for all I care. Spaniards shouldn’t be so snotty.

“We’re smoking reefers and you don’t want no part of this shit!”

Well, dumb people like that kind of reduction, yes. Less thinking.

You don’t spell it, you drink it.

Nah, forget all that nonsense. We’re at the point where we might as well not save anything, live it up for 40 or so years, and kill yourself before retirement.

Well, ignorance is bliss they say.

I’m the same way. Like wasn’t there a whole war fought so that we wouldn’t have to give a shit about England’s royal family? Why should I care if some inbred rich British wanker is getting married?

I’m the same way. Like wasn’t there a whole war fought so that we wouldn’t have to give a shit about England’s royal family? Why should I care if some inbred rich British wanker is getting married?

Reminds me of this episode of Always Sunny:

W0w, that’s some good ska right there. You were out of Richmond? I’m in Raleigh.

I was also hoping that there was a cheese that had been laced with MDMA, but nope, upon closer inspection of the article they just dosed the cheese themselves like you would give a dog a pill. How disappointing.

I think your joke may have been a little too niche for a wider audience.

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Cobra didn’t call it a “Rattler” for no reason.

Frank Sinatra is probably spinning in his grave.

“Yes, I’d like to report a crime against potato salad.”

But what would have done if the black teenagers were wearing Vineyard Vines because that would’ve been pretty disturbing.