I’ve been listening to this version for years and it’s still my favorite.

I believe the snakes that knot up every morning and get into the Suckabee flesh suit have a special corner of the crypt dedicated to them as they have to have adequate room for stretching in order to sufficiently contort themselves to make her face look lifelike. You can tell they haven’t stretched enough lately as…

If only I had more stars to give, I’d give you:
1 for Go reference (I really liked that movie)

Yes, I was about to say that the people that read and enjoy old comics are old people that have been reading them forever.

At this point, I can’t fathom having any sort of emotional reaction towards anything anymore. I’ve burned out into straight apathy with occasional bouts of existential dread.

Came here for this, was not disappointed.

That commenter is always outraged or finding a new reason to be outraged.

Thanks for clarifying. It’s hard for me to imagine living somewhere with little ethnic diversity.

Not as good with the Bunch went to Hawaii or to the Grand Canyon. Those were classics.

Nobody wants to go to Epcot, trust me, and nobody wants to see an episode where the family gets to go to Epcot.

Also removing net neutrality, roll back environmental and consumer protections, and push an anti-science stance in scientific government agencies, and gas-lighting just about anyone who will listen.

I’ve heard the Japanese are pretty bad against non-Japanese in their country. Particularly Koreans and Chinese. I’m sure there are better people than me to speak to it though.

Yes, 100% truth. Around here, (Raleigh, NC), they’re fans of tearing down the old and coming in with the new higher density condos where they’re gentrifying the city and nobody can afford to live there but rich assholes. Out in the suburbs though, where land is relatively cheap and plentiful, they’re building…

You just like typing Weiner. Also, how could you resist saying “Weiner’s weiner” as some point in all that?

How has nobody said ketchtard yet? That seems so obvious.

I know, right? Just get to the point:

I was thinking the same thing. Like, why would he ask if he hadn’t once watched prostitutes piss on a bed?

I hate it for those “shithole” countries. Norway though, this guy’s going to be their best buddy.

If only SHS could say that much. I mean, look at her from the latest press conference.