I liked how it said to wear clothing appropriate to wear in front of the First Family. All I could think of were eastern European tracksuits.

He would’ve definitely done the egg roll on LSD or mushrooms. Imagine the things that might reveal themselves once those eggs start to roll.

Jesus came later actually when the early Christians co-opted Easter from the pagans. The bunnies and eggs are really the only authentic part.

You should’ve definitely gotten that commemorative egg. You could’ve probably sold it on eBay to some MAGA fan and bought something decent.

I’m glad you brought this up because I was totally thinking it. Why do they go OT when it suits them, but it’s not even really relevant to Christianity itself, different covenant, different book.

I know where you’re coming from, but a lot of people on here would rather argue than try and understand what someone is trying to add.

Sorry, I was just saying what I like to do, not trying to give advice. You do you.

Bartenders definitely want to hear what they want if they can control the playlist. That’s for sure. Also, the louder music kept annoying customers from trying to chat the bartenders up when they were trying to sling drinks.

Juicy tidbits are my favorite tidbits. Much better than dried up old tidbits. Only the freshest and juiciest tidbits are fit for our consumption.

I’ll forego the obvious reference to Capitol because they’re not that classy.

Those white girls are still too bony.

It’s pretty bad that the world is so crazy that I’m not sure if you’re being serious about a real thing that probably happened or if you’re being sarcastic about conspiracy theories and Taylor haters. At this point I’m afraid to find out.

I think we can agree to hate them both in the unique and special ways they deserve. Kanye is shitty, Taylor is shitty. They’re both so so awful.

I must watch this now. I don’t know how often I miss this show, but it seems like a lot lately.

It’s really terrible. I mean, they probably don’t even realize the difference in accents between NC and AL which I can hear immediately.

You’ll need some black and ketchup red for his steaks.

In other news, water is wet and the sky is blue.

You get a star for using “hot garbage”