charlene! esther!

im doin my best

I am excited to see what Michelle does :-)

my guess is, partly, because you’re a GOOD person :)

“Can you believe that we’re both sitting in this Oval Office?”

I’m gonna miss Obama. I think, once the shackles and limitations of being Potus are gone he’s gonna do his best work for this country, much like the wonderful Jimmy Carter.

I recently found a packet of black light hair gel in my bathroom at my parents’ house that has definitely been there since 1998.

I really need to watch her in other things besides Parks and Rec bc my mind cannot disassociate her from Ann Perkins

It’s got the right sound. My son asked me, “mom is that sexual.” He doesn’t really understand the concept, because he’s nine. I asked why and he said it sounds it. That R&B sound is sexy.

Hellz yeah! Get outraged! Blargh! JLaw hates mommies! (NB, I’m being ironic.)

Kim Kardashian is not famous for having kids.

I don’t think its a poor choice of words at all. She had options thanks to PP, and because of that she was able to accomplish her goals.

Gotta love projection though, don’t you?

it wasn’t even a poor choice of words.

Oh I remember when I got my first job and my insurance covered birth control for free (after paying $120 a year previously with my college student insurance) I remember thinking: everyone should get birth control for free!!! This should be mandatory! And a few years later Obamacare passed...and then Hobby Lobby ruined…

Amen, sister. Almost 32 and still baby-free, thanks to my fear of penises as a teenager, and a free supply of slut pills as an adult. THANKS OBAMA.

I know this sounds a little like “why don’t you think of the men involved for once”, but really Planned Parenthood is good for everybody who is poor and wants to have safe sex. When I was a promiscuous-and-penniless student, I was able to go to Planned Parenthood for STI screenings and condoms.

Yes, how dare she, as a woman, be multi-dimensional and have multiple thoughts at once. shame.

Exactly. I don't know how Kandi did it, or how she could do it, mentally. Very talented woman there

When Kandi (or someone on her team) released Kim's demo of "The Ring Didn't Mean a Thing", that lyric along with accompanying "Woooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaah" became the earworm in my brain that wouldn't go away. Tardy for the Party is truly the best of the worst, but that the song is actually good thanks to Kandi's…