“Problem solved!” -Dan Snyder

Dang. So this means that the only moderate Republican running for President is Hillary.

It comes as no surprise that Kobe wrote this in the present tense, rather than the past.

Well, tha majority is calling them like that... So, yes it is. Thas how language works

Well, tha majority is calling them like that... So, yes it is. Thas how language works

I'd suggest you look into those nice warm fires that the right wingers are providing refugee camps with in France, Germany, and even Sweden right now.

Fell down seven times, got up, ate.

Chase Utley is also turning baseball into football.

Can’t wait to see the tech workers wandering aimlessly around the city trying to figure out how to get to the south bay.

It’s almost like they’re people with families and personal beliefs! OUTRAGEOUS! DRIVE THE BUS WHEEL SLAVE!

i hope he steps on a lego

“Can you believe we spent $1.1 million to study jellyfish mating habits? Huk huk huk”

User Name checks out.

“flyover country”

Racist jackass.

Turn it over, put some aluminum foil on it, it'll do if you run out of plates.

Kinja fucking sucks. This totally troll baiting comment is featured when it should be banished to the grey hinterlands.

I'm going to break into your house and fill it with cats. So...sorry....imagine this is your dream, but with MORE cats.

So a group of people dominated an area for many years until outsiders moved in, took over everything, and routinely massacred the original inhabitants. Interesting.

As a Rays fan, I just wanna say it’s nice he got to hit #500 at home

no one actually sleeps in that bed pictured. they sleep on top of it.

The main tip I learned while in the military was this: If it's not in writing, it doesn't exist. Did someone tell you you can/can't/don't need to do/take/have/pay something? If it's important to you, get it in writing from someone who has the authority for that. Otherwise, when the time comes you may well get, "Who…