Bro, let’s touch dicks.

Sarah and Duck is the best kid’s show.

This comment is the boringest

Sometimes you don’t have the time to fully type out “nomination”

I can only hope you didn’t try MikeEhrmantraut1 through 13 before you settled on your handle

In a second he’s going to tell you that the Democrats started the Klan and are the real racists and that actually All Lives Matter.

I’m sorry that your first impulse upon looking at a picture of a grown man in a giant chair is to bring politics into it. I’m sorry your life is devoid of joy.

Why not fight it? What is the government going to do, shut down Apple?

Weren’t you just calling someone else pretentious?

Weren’t you just calling someone else pretentious?

Myth: Sparkling water is good

She’s coopted some of Sanders’ messaging while touting her loyalty to the president. Pretending that she (and, by extension, Obama) share Sanders’ goals and beliefs and differ only in approach isn’t actually moving leftward so much as attempting to neutralize what’s proven to be a very effective line of attack.

Since her strategy now is to hug Obama, is anyone going to ask her about the ongoing mass raids on immigrants, or this administration’s deplorable record on detention and deportation? What about how she dismissed Obama’s primary wins in 2008 as illegitimate because she was consistently winning the white vote?

And smart enough to appreciate his work

I have Comcast and they’re the only Internet provider here. I can’t credibly threaten to cut the cord.

What if they know they’re the only provider in your area?

Christie, just being the guy he is, he’s big military

Well, fuck em. Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of shitpieces.

Sure, it’s a conspiracy, but is it really that wild?

Simpler times.