I’ve never seen a garbage disposal worker at all, maybe because I’ve never had a garbage disposal. Anyway it’s odd that you’d mention it.

You know the mattress chain Sleepy’s, and their slogan “Trust Sleepy’s for the rest of your life”? I was like 28 and hearing that jingle all my life before I figured out there was a pun in there.

Really? They’re like 20 bucks tops.

My only problem with Keurigs is the wastefulness of K-Cups. What’s your objection to people using a Keurig as a traditional coffeemaker with the permanent basket filter?

Get a Melitta:

Uh, cool. Great contribution. Thanks for enhancing the discussion.

It’s still alleged that the Steelers are Ku Klux Klan supporters.

It’s too bad they don’t get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars, then.

#NotAll

This is masterful.

Maryland’s state song still has the words “Northern scum” in it.

Drinking from the far side of a glass works, but you don’t have to go through the trouble and risk pouring water up your nose. Instead take a mouthful of water, lean forward so the top of your head is pointed at the floor, and swallow. It’s never failed me.

I use a ketchup dispenser, which I think I also read about here.

I just don’t see it. The Republicans will never vote for an actual new entitlement and the Democrats are too chickenshit to try to force the issue. Even though universal Medicare, expanded Social Security and guaranteed minimum income are great ideas they’ll never happen in the current climate.

You kinda glossed over the second part of that sentence, which is crucial to any plan to removing the cap if the goal is long term solvency.

As long as there is a federal government I doubt strongly that the retirement trust fund will ever go broke. The disability trust fund, on the other hand, will run out next year.

Freak Nasty’s “Da Dip” was magnitudes more important in 1997. I’m not even kidding.

He’s truly a visionary

ISIS thinks this is too tacky to blow up.