supply costs aren't on a balance sheet?

plummeting fuel prices should lower the price of goods all around. a reduced cost of producing the garbage slop at mcdonald's should more than offset the trivial bump in the minimum wage, which hasn't increased at the federal level since 2007 and lucky for retailers isn't pegged to inflation

if i could roll my eyes any harder i'd be looking at my brain stem

the italian olive oil producers will just pour more canola in the bottle. it should actually be cheaper

not everyone is ambitious like this. if you're happy where you're at and not bored, staying and being a mentor can be more satisfying than climbing the ladder just because it's there

this is the same expression on jafar's face right before he gets sucked back into the lamp

gotta protect the social inequality

because anyone with a big enough audience to matter jumped on the coca-cola/target/verizon corporate whore gravy train long ago and they're too comfortable to risk getting kicked off

professional writers can't construct a game story without a pull quote from a particular player? this bullshit non-controversy has on its own generated whole articles, and they have the nerve to bitch about it

how about 'a majority of americans assume that if a cop shoots an unarmed black man they must have done something to deserve it'?

20 years later and it's still proto-Nickelback

This is a pretty excellent impression of a purist.

Could you explain in detail, for the benefit of the comment section, the nature of an updog?

Too bad for you 12 year olds can't vote.

this was my immediate takeaway as well

TROLL because INSINCERE and PROVOCATIVE.

Celebrities who do commercials are pieces of shit, without exception.

He says it took 20 stabs, which means it was like 5 1/2, tops.

I like bacon because I'm a half-Jew raised in a kosher household and the opportunity to eat pork and cheeseburgers was the best thing about visiting my mom's family growing up.

#hot taek