It's almost like the system is intentionally rigged so the poor stay poor no matter how much they make.

See, what happened was, Sean used an idiom that also literally captures the situation described. In this case the drummer did not, in fact, miss a beat. Maybe not the funniest quip ever, but it's something. It does, in fact, "pass for a joke." Contrast that with your remark, which contains no humorous content, makes…

> The Mets ... axed their hitting coach.

Very, they're very stupid.

I never associated either with women, but with Californians, who are universally insufferable.

"issues"

Can someone more tech-savvy than myself tell me why embedded tweets in Gawker articles would have stopped showing up? All I get is empty grey boxes now.

It is equally likely given the margin of error – that is to say vanishingly unlikely – that black respondents (86%) are 34% more likely than whites (52%) to favor Sterling being forced to sell.

Look at all these words no one will read.

This was broadcast on SNL 40 years ago. Unlike the monologue in question, it had the virtue of being hilarious. You can get away with a lot if what you're doing is actually funny.

They're fucking assholes, it's not that complicated.

What the shit kind of taco joint serves french fries?

just orphaned some yemeni kids with a drone strike #nbd #sorrynotsorry

absolve*

If that's what this article is actually about, it gets a C- and needs a substantial rewrite.

It is precisely that. She said those words exactly. "It's your equipment. There is absolutely, positively, no reason not to use it." Well, that's fucking wrong. A girl may have been abused or assaulted or otherwise experienced trauma and have every reason to be uncomfortable with the idea of masturbation. Or she may…

Young girls don't have enough people telling them what they should and shouldn't be doing with their bodies, Nancy? They need another voice telling them what "real women" ought to be doing?