Man, I was worried for the first few words there that your message was going to go in the other direction. A pleasant whiplash, if such a thing is possible.

Shocking. I always figured guys who bought Dodge Demons were totally zen and would only go to tracks after journaling their feelings and embracing their inner children, and then only to help others there self-actualize their potential. This comes as a great surprise.

I wonder if stopping this burning hole would make a bigger dent in climate change than limiting how much a cow can fart. Would be interesting to work it out.

Up to 42K? Well that makes it easy.

The answer, as always, is GTI...or in this case, Golf R. Here’s one in Springfield, about 10 miles away, for 35k.

or play piano with it. 

From that angle, it looks to me like the passenger is gonna have to lean to their right to avoid the center console.

Only 6? I think you underestimate the stupidity of people. I would bet there are at least 6 people trying to access the area daily.

that particular wiper assembly is incredibly expensive and involved to replace and to install - i assume that when it went bad, it was simpler and more cost-effective to just replace the vehicle around it.

Let me drop a little lawyer on you:

Q: You’re 70 now?

A: That’s correct

Q: So, we’re to believe you’re a gentle-driving retiree, is that it?

A: Why, yes, sonny, that’s right.

If the “Most Dangerous Car in America” isn’t

Well, it’s going to appeal to someone. And there’s no denying extra access to the engine bay isn’t a bad thing, though the presence of the tip-forward hood will add new complications that didn’t exist before.

How is “I Eat Ass” derogatory in the slightest? Sounds like a pretty positive statement to me!

My preference is something like a Subaru Baja with two doors and a slightly larger bed - definitely larger than the Brat.

i thought the new one wasnt so bad but looking at them back to back.... yikes

So is VAG going to be okay with Zotyes selling a counterfeit Touareg in the NA market?

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