Fin: The Joel Zumaya Story

The good news is that the 14 residents of East Yokeltown, Texas, just got better TV reception.

Pros: Long arms.

Perhaps ironically, scouts did not add, "See you next fall!"

250 Credentials Stolen From Houston 500; Star Really Isn't Sure She'll Notice The Difference

The worst part? The worst part is that it comes with Lin-Sanitary napkins.

Meanwhile, the Galaxy Noamposite allows wearers to navigate complicated syntactic structures and leap the enormous gap between linguistic stimuli and linguistic knowledge.

"It's fitting" is a phrase that Holmes didn't often hear.

Topps fired the only other black person on the floor? Reminds me of the time Lionel Richie, always a prima donna, fired the only other black person on the ceiling.

And William Shatner Says He Never Had Hairpiece

Flamengo? Maybe he should have used the other leg.

Since McGee got his junk abraded, we'll call it Ode to a Lesion Earned.

"This manny experiment is gonna go so, so well," said Chaz, "just as long as I keep cocky."

Sadly, when Lin shouted, "WunderLin powers, activate!", he turned into Chris Duhon.

Meanwhile, [Wetsy.com] is among the Web sites brimming with Fergie's concert-worn trousers.

Hey, speaking of "cricket supplies," has anyone seen my Orthoptera milking machine?

Perhaps more intriguing is Michael David Barrett's new film, I Know What You Did Last Night, Summer Sanders.

It's not surprising that a Brit is genitals-faced. I mean, they do love their tea.

Chipper's claims to strict dietary rigor were later undermined when, while sneaking a nosh in the on-deck circle, he cracked his tooth on a donut.

Speaking of Lamar Odom, L.A.'s inability to hit free throws down the stretch stands in direct contrast to Odom's ability to drive the lane down below the stretch marks.