His frowny face in that photo always looks so hostile and disapproving, as if he is pissed off at you for some really bad betrayal or screw-up. It seems like a strange choice of photo for a judgement-free space for advice. Wait a minute ... Savage Love was never a judgement-free space!

the sex you have in your apartment—including the sex you might have in the common areas when no one is at home—is ultimately none of your roommates’ business

This 2001 iteration of The Tick had my favorite supervillain threat ever. The Terror growls at Arthur, “I’m gonna fold ya into my wallet and spend ya on a whore!”