25% off MSRP for a 4MY-old vehicle?

Turn in your Jalop card and register for reprocessing.

Why can’t you do what the RX-8 did? Funky and good looking.

Wrong. I think the Veloster is cool as shit for the segment it competes in. The issue is that the platform of the 1st gen is not as refined as competitors in the class like a Focus or Mazda 3. I do agree the i30 should come here to. The problem is the compact class is a tough place to turn a profit in the US.

It’s the Mia T&A edition - because after all, Mia T&A is always the answer...

When I was a kid, I thought that socks were the worst gift in the world. As an adult who runs and does triathlons, I want all the expensive socks. I always put them on my wishlist.

Wait...she gay and she wit a black woman?!

I’m also not surprised by it, but I find it hilarious. You go, lady.

This! This is why I love jalopnik. More of this type of stuff.

Does a “grown-ass woman” in her “30s” really need to blame a man for her consenting to his condom removal during sex? This isn’t “stealthing,” you’re both just irresponsible. Act your age and take responsibility.

if by “we” you mean, you & the turd in your pocket, then “we” all agree.

How do you get people to stop trolling bike articles?

That’s what I see all day.

That is probably the most attractive car i’ve ever seen. I’d sell Tracy’s left nut for that bad boy.

I think my husband imagines me at work with a giant calculator and like glasses at my nose with a sexy updo and pencil skirt on being all confused about numbers... “Oh fiddlesticks can someone help me with this addition problem!”

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

oh wow...the ONLY memory I have of watching Sesame street was literally THIS. I couldn’t remember for sure if it was Sesame street or Reading Rainbow, but it stuck with me, especially since if I ever learned a brass, the sax was going to be it.

I’m glad you asked.

Iceberg lettuce! Or as I like to call it, “water chips”!