He was given the saddest present.

That explains why he’s not happy with his cover.

I’m going to go ahead and continue to make fun of anyone that spends $4 mil on plastic surgery to make themselves look like a cat.

She looks less like a cat and more like a Cat.

She doesn’t look at all like a cat, actually.

That implies I stopped at some point.

Hydrogen as a liquid, is very different than Hydrogen as a gas.

They didn’t make this for teens.

IDEA: buy one for yourself attach it whenever you park illegally and remove when you leave.

Or you could, you know..... *whisper* not park like a dick.

Judging by the amount of time most people seem to spend looking out the windshield vs. down at their phones whilst driving, I doubt anyone will notice they got one.

I was hoping someone would say SSR.

I liked it until the last picture when it became apparent the build manager just didn’t a shit and imported a Chinese knock-off of a late 60's Mustang instead of doing it himself.

That is a Chevy Aveo steering wheel.

That’s the way of the north, they’re working dogs, not pets and if you let them run free, they’d fight constatnly and chew each other to death. It’s also next to impossible to put a fence post into solid rock or permafrost

One of our semi-permanent substitute middle school teachers quit after the harassment the 7th grade boys gave her. She was in her 20s and pretty and made the absolute mistake of saying she used to work as a bartender. That was apparently scandalous and transformed to a story about her being a prostitute/stripper. She…

whats to defend? he blew up his own house after getting permission..