Beater? It’s my only functional car!

does this account for the increased traffic on the roads over this period of time (i assume that there are a lot more people driving around today than back in 87)

I'm reading this while deep into a two week Buffy binge. 😐

And please oh sheperd of the lost, guide me to a better tier so i can stop trying to carry these bronze n00bs and save me from this hell

“Yankees are a bunch of douchebags” - sing it to the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song..it’s fun!

Pretty sure it’s a Lambo dude.

I enjoy the NCAA taking a harder stance on a leaked bracket than they ever did when a major program committed widespread academic fraud and basically made up a major.

Calling the guy who just demanded the families of his enemies to be murdered a “relative moderate” should really tell you everything you need to know about american politics.

Hummus?

WHAT. And we’re all out of pita chips?!

Michigan’s asshole governor Rick Snyder fits into this category as well.

Speedshop owner “yeah I can get a cage kit from Allstar for ~300 buck”
Hillbilly “shhiiiiieeeeeeeettttttt I can build it cheaper than that, whats the pipe cost” (there is no difference between pipe and tubing in most peoples mind)

And even with that, they cherry-pick. They love the parts about citizens keeping and bearing arms and militia defending against oppressors including their own government, but they ignore the parts about “well-regulated” and “disciplined”. Any attempts to regulate citizen ownership of firearms result in cries about…

A Supreme Court justice, ideally, is not a Democrat or a Republican but rather someone who can impartially evaluate complicated legal issues irrespective of politics.